50 Ways to Leave your Lover - Paul Simon
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| 50 ways to leave your lovers Paul Simon The problem is all inside your head, she said to me The answer is easy if you take it logically I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free There must be fifty ways to leave your lover She said it's really not my habit to intrude Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude There must be fifty ways to leave your lover Fifty ways to leave your lover *You just slip out the back, Jack Make a new plan, Stan You don't need to be coy, Roy Just get yourself free Hop on the bus, Gus You don't need to discuss much Just drop off the key, Lee And get yourself free She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again I said I appreciate that And would you please explain About the fifty ways She said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight And I believe in the morning You'll begin to see the light And then she kissed me And I realized she probably was right There must be fifty ways to leave your lover Fifty ways to leave your lover(*) | 離開愛人的五十種方法 保羅賽門 她對我說：問題全出在你的腦袋 答案很簡單，只要用邏輯思考 我想幫助你獲得自由 一定有離開愛人的五十種方法 她說：我很不習慣去強迫別人 此外，我不希望被斷章取義或是誤解 但甘冒無禮之不諱，讓我重申一次 一定有離開愛人的五十種方法 離開愛人的五十種方法 忘掉過去，傑克 重新計劃，史丹 別難為情，洛伊 讓你自己自由！ 跳上公車，葛斯 你不需商量太久 丟掉鑰匙，李 讓你自己自由！ 她說：看到你這麼痛苦，讓我很傷心 但願我能為你做些什麼讓你再展開笑顏 我說：我很感激 能否請你解釋一下 關於那五十種方法？ 她說：我倆今晚何不好好睡一覺 相信明天早晨 你會見到陽光 然後她吻了我 我想她是對的 一定有離開愛人的五十種方法 |
45 Additional Ways to Leave Your Lover
45. Push him out a tree, Bree
44. Feed her to a shark, Mark
43. Harvest his kidney, Cindy
42. Make him all porous, Doris
41. Feed him some ricin, Tyson
40. Get kvetchin,’ Gretchen
39. Chop off his organ, Morgan
38. Throw her down a gorge, George
37. Punch her with an awl, Paul
36. Fake your own death, Beth
35. Hire Chaz Palminteri, Mary
34. Don’t let her fool ‘ya, Julia
33. Drop an anvil on his dick, Chick
32. Toss him off the seventh story, Laurie
31. Pulp his scrotus, Otis
30. Bury her alive, Clive
29. Run him over with a trolley, Molly
28. Feed her to the capitalist sharks! Marx!
27. Make her write a will, Bill
26. Chisel off his knees, Louise
25. Switch to the whip, Chip
24. Give her a double-barreled hug, Doug
23. Bake him in a tureen, Doreen
22. Cement him in a well, Mel
21. Bump her off a ridge, Midge
20. Start erasin,’ Jason
19. Select her sister for a mate, Nate
18. Try to poke her mom, Tom
17. Slip her a mickey, Dickey
16. Make her whip corn, Rip Torn
15. Subtract a limb, Tim
14. Make it hard for him to piss, Kris
13. Set fire to his hair, Blair
12. Hit him with a mace, Chase
11. Cook her in a stew, Llew
10. Drown him off your yacht, Dot
9. Chomp on his penis, Enos
8. Fit her for a spear, Dear
7. Staple him to the bed, Fred
6. Drown him in the Seine, Le Glen
5. Smother her with malice, Alice
4. Drop him down the flue, Sue
3. Apply the hurt, Burt
2. Amputate daily, Haley
1. Change your name to Hannah, Diana
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